Mistaken Identity

I don’t know what’s going on with me. I used to be a meat and potatoes girl. Now I find myself experimenting with things like hummus…. and today’s ingredient, quinoa.

What is happening to me?

I’m not interested in hamburgers as much anymore. Sure, I’ll enjoy a good burger at Cheeseburger in Paradise (who, by the way, has a rockin’ gluten free menu!)… but when I set out to cook, burgers aren’t anywhere near the top of my list. Ground beef, for that matter, isn’t up there.

I’m married to a meat and potatoes guy. He comes from a meat and potatoes father. My dad was a meat and potatoes man. My brother? Meat and potatoes.

Maybe I’m just stretching my culinary wings. Yes, that’s it.

What scares me is that my mom has one foot firmly planted in the vegetarian world. (The other foot, incidentally, is firmly planted in the bacon world.) For the record, I’m not scared of vegetables. I like them, for the most part. And I’m very interested in experimenting with them, within reason. I just don’t want to make the full leap into vegetarianism.

For some reason, in my little brain, I think I’m on that road. Now, I have plenty of friends who happily live a vegetarian life. They are creative and healthy and make delicious food. I know I’d be happy with the meals.

I think the part that scares me is IF (and I mean IF) I am heading down that road… that means I would be attempting to cook gluten free, peanut free, potato free AND vegetarian food. And that exhausts me just thinking about it.

I think I need a slice of bacon.

Gluten Free Quinoa Patties

1 ¼ cups cooked quinoa, room temperature

2 eggs, slightly beaten

¼ tsp salt

2 Tbsp parsley, chopped

1 Tbsp butter

½ sweet onion, finely chopped

1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese (better to grate your own rather than use the canned)

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 cup gluten free bread crumbs (I pulsed 3 pieces of gf bread in the food processor until crumbs)

1 Tbsp oil

In a small sauté pan over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the onion and sauté until softened. Remove from heat and immediately add the minced garlic. Stir to incorporate and warm garlic through. Set aside.

In a medium bowl, mix together the quinoa, eggs, salt, parsley, onion-garlic mixture and parmesan cheese. Add ½ cup of bread crumbs. Mix together and let sit for a minute. Test the consistency of the mixture to see if it able to be formed into a small patty. If needed, add more bread crumbs until desired consistency is achieved.

Shape mixture into 6 small patties.

In a large skillet, heat the oil over medium heat. Add the 6 patties and cook until deeply browned. Flip and repeat. Remove from pan.

Serve with a garlic mayonnaise. (1/4 cup of mayo with 3 cloves of chopped roasted garlic.)